Okay, so we weren’t the funniest guys in the world, but we used to crack each other up quite often. In between songs we might banter a little on stage. Here are a couple of the “witty” remarks we used:
Ken: “This next song is a semi hit… all the truck drivers liked it.”
Jon: “I’m not feeling myself tonight.”
Ken: “Who are you feeling?”
Jon: “I’m not feeling myself tonight.”
Mick: “Yes, I’ve noticed the improvement.”
Jon: “I didn’t come here to be insulted.”
Mick: “Where do you usually go?”
Ken (or one of us before) a slow song: “This song is not fast, it’s not slow, it’s half-fast” (half-assed in case you didn’t get it… neither did most of the people who heard us.)
I know what you’re thinking… stick to music!
Mick Orton
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